{"product_id":"tdn2887-stcebdagr","title":"Every Butt Deserves a Good Rub T-Shirt","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our side-splitting \"Every Butt Deserves a Good Rub\" T-shirt, where humor meets history and a pig gets pampered! This isn't just a shirt; it's a culinary tale woven in cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, gather 'round, y'all! Back in the day, when BBQ was more art than science, pitmasters were like meat masseuses. Their secret? The legendary rub - a spice mix massage for meats. But why should briskets have all the fun? We say it's high time for pork butts to get in on the action. Hence, our tee is born, sporting a pig that looks like it's in hog heaven!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, let's talk shirt logistics. This isn't your run-of-the-mill, shrink-after-one-wash tee. Nope, this is a Next Level 6210  the Cadillac of T-shirts. Crafted from 100% US-sourced cotton, it's like wearing a cloud that's been to BBQ boot camp. Soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk, it's the ideal companion for sizzling summers, BBQ bashes, or just chilling like a villain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd let's not forget the fabric - a blend of 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 40% Polyester, making it as durable as a pitmaster's apron yet as comfy as grandma's hugs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a nutshell, our \"Every Butt Deserves a Good Rub\" T-shirt is a must-have for pitmasters, BBQ buffs, or anyone who enjoys a good chuckle. Slip into this tee and let the world know you're a connoisseur of fine meats and finer jokes. Snag yours now and become the rib-tickling sensation of your next cookout! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003e60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 40% Polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable height=\"64\" width=\"550\" class=\"tabl-2\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003e6210\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl66\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl67\"\u003eHPS length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e28   \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl68\"\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl69\"\u003eBust 1\" below armhole\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e17.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e20.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e24   \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl70\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"tabl-1\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh Point Shoulder (HPS) is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh Point Shoulder Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChest\/Bust\/Width measures across the bust 1 below the armhole, seam to seam.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChest\/Bust\/Width\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lone Star Roots","offers":[{"title":"Cardinal \/ 1 \/ 2XL","offer_id":46272047874245,"sku":"TDNS002887B003036P000029V005","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 1 \/ 3XL","offer_id":46272047907013,"sku":"TDNS002887B003036P000029V006","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 1 \/ Large","offer_id":46272047939781,"sku":"TDNS002887B003036P000029V003","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 1 \/ XL","offer_id":46272047972549,"sku":"TDNS002887B003036P000029V004","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 1 \/ Small","offer_id":46272048005317,"sku":"TDNS002887B003036P000029V001","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 1 \/ Medium","offer_id":46272048038085,"sku":"TDNS002887B003036P000029V002","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0414\/8071\/6455\/files\/Every-Butt-Deserves-a-Good-Rub-T-Shirt-Lone-Star-Roots-427809725.png?v=1779582716","url":"https:\/\/www.greateagleinc.com\/vi\/products\/tdn2887-stcebdagr","provider":"GreatEagleInc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}