Less psycho than your ex, our compression pants feature a colorful print with deep purples and light oranges that highlight your best features. Whatever the occasion, our meggings are the perfect companion - but especially if you're on an acid trip at Burning Man.
Why bulls love our meggings:
- Soft crotch cup conceals your VPL (visible penis line); brave souls can take it off to bare it all
- Inner drawstring keeps your leggings snug; higher back rise avoids any "crack-ccidents"
- Open pocket for your phone, zipper pocket for your valuables
- Shirt loop at the back to carry your shirt or towel
MTDR - Meggings for Training, Diversity, Recreation
