The effects of these deep ocean blues are no match for Poseidon. Unleash your inner Greek god at your next work-from-home party, dinner with friends, or Sunday brunch. Three-quarter length is great to keep the ankles breezy during intense workouts and hot yoga sessions.

Why bulls love our meggings:

• Soft crotch cup conceals your VPL (visible penis line); brave souls can take it off to bare it all
• Inner drawstring keeps your leggings snug; higher back rise avoids any "crack-ccidents"
• Open pocket for your phone, zipper pocket for your valuables
• Shirt loop at the back to carry your shirt or towel

MTDR - Meggings for Training, Diversity, Recreation